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Oh Austin, sometimes you crack me up.


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Me: Dude, that grackle is doing his 'hey baby baby' dance to a mockingbird.
The Boy: Once you go grack, you never go back.


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Why Kim Jong Un hates Austin.

For those who have no idea what this is about: Austin makes North Korea's target list.


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The title's a little dramatic. Mostly it's a bunch of grown men chasing a weasel around a football pitch. Hi-larious.

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The boy needed to get a dance belt and/or some tighty whiteys to wear for part of his play where he spends some time in a loin cloth. Discussing said requirements led to an impromptu rendition of AC/DC's "Big Balls" by the three of us. In the car. In the Target parking lot. Don't look at me. The boy started it ( Read more... )

Condoms aren't always safe.. My friend was wearing one and he got hit by a bus...